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Old Nov 05, 2005, 04:27 PM // 16:27   #1
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Wow I have come across crappy Items before but this takes the cake.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...y61281/wow.jpg

I am just curious if anyone else has found anything this crappy. If you have put up a pic here so we can all see how unlucky you can get sometimes.
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Old Nov 05, 2005, 04:33 PM // 16:33   #2
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Wow, that is the crappiest thing ever...I know something kinda crappy, it was this Sundering Long Sword of Fortitude, don't have a pic, but here are the stats:

Sunder Long Sword of Fortitude
Slashing Dmg 1-3
Damage +13% (When HP is above 50%)
Armor Penetration 10%
Health +30

Three letters: WTF?
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Old Nov 05, 2005, 05:12 PM // 17:12   #3
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umm is that a quest item or what?
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Old Nov 05, 2005, 05:31 PM // 17:31   #4
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I've found something way crappier than both of those, I don't have a screenshot, but here it goes:

Starter Sword
Slashing Damage 2-3
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Old Nov 05, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #5
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Lol at above. My item was a sword I found in Old Ascalon that I added uber mods to .
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Old Nov 05, 2005, 07:55 PM // 19:55   #6
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I dont see how that gold Dead Staff is crappy...

So you can only use it with 3 professions, and have to be one mix of the 3 to use it...so what? It's a decent staff, you just wont use part of it. That doesnt make it crappy...
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Old Nov 05, 2005, 09:53 PM // 21:53   #7
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Yes but it's not very practical. Generally, at least in my experience, people want to get the most out of their weapons, and you can't do that with the OP's find.
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Old Nov 06, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01   #8
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The DPS of the red orchid flower is craptacular
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Old Nov 06, 2005, 12:09 AM // 00:09   #9
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That staff isn't so bad... sure it's a 3 profession staff, but the mods are pretty high. Not as bad as some I've seen.

Last night I opened an Elonian chest to find a +10 energy gold Flame Artifact that gave me +2 energy, -1 regen. Too bad I didn't take a screenie of it - but at least it merchanted for a decent amount.
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Old Nov 06, 2005, 04:23 AM // 04:23   #10
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dude i was just out fooling in ascalon and killed a char got a sword i think it was like this damage 1-3 then two uber mods that can sell like a ton i was like wtf i used superior thingy to try and get a piece i get 2 iron ingots
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 09:04 PM // 21:04   #11
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I got alot of those kinda things out of chests recently.
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #12
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dude i was just out fooling in ascalon and killed a char got a sword i think it was like this damage 1-3 then two uber mods that can sell like a ton i was like wtf i used superior thingy to try and get a piece i get 2 iron ingots
um......

you got a 1-3 sword in ascalon, with "uber" mods, and you did....what?
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #13
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I got a low dmg longbow (like 5-11) with a +25 fortitude mod on it..

I salvaged it and of course got the Ebon bowstring it also had....
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #14
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that sucks.....

i once had a smiting staff that was 10-20 and had near-perfect mods.

turned into wood.....
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 03:17 AM // 03:17   #15
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Old Nov 10, 2005, 04:01 AM // 04:01   #16
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That is stupid...You pretty much lose two energy...
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